We used to have a large orange cat named Hobie. He moved away, finding better options at our
neighbor’s house. Like heated towels she
put in the dryer for him to lie on while he nibbled on turkey from the
butcher. I don’t even feed my husband
turkey from the butcher, nor heat his towels in the dryer, as husbands are not
so finicky as cats. Cold pizza is fine
with him.
Hobie Cat doesn’t notice us anymore, being utterly too fat from
cat delights to do much but waddle among the wisteria. He looks like an orange raccoon. But he used to follow us around the garden,
pretending to be on Important Cat Errands while we were working. Odd that his Errands were never more than ten
feet away. He’d be facing the other way,
not deigning to recognize us, but as soon as we went into the front yard, there
he’d be too, under a rhody.
A little neighborhood girl decided she wanted to hold Hobie,
and Hobie was having none of it. As soon
as she got within five feet, he’d flee to the next bush. Hubby noticed this.
“What you need is a Kitty Catcher,” he stated to the little
girl.
“What’s a Kitty Catcher?” she asked.
“I’ve got a whole bunch of them in the garage,” said
Hubby. “I’ll go get you one.” A few moments later he was back with a string
tied onto a thin dowel. “Just draw it
over the ground where you want the kitty to go.
It’s magic.”
About five minutes later, the girl walked past holding a
confused Hobie, who no doubt wondered how he got into her arms. He was a gentleman about it, at least, but catching
a kitty can backfire when you are only five and they weigh twenty pounds. Catching them is more fun than carrying them.
We have our own Kitty Catchers, but they are not spelled
that way, illustrated by another little girl, this time from England and named
Rosie. She was also five years old and
her parents were our table-mates on a cruise.
Poor little Rosie was the only child of her age in the whole dining
room, and she was bored to dddddddddeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatttttttttttthhhhhhhh.
Ah, but lucky for her, we have Kiddie-Catchers. One involves pieces of paper napkin placed on
wet fingernails and accompanied with a litle song about birds flying away. Poof! The birds disappear at the right moment. Then poof! They come back. Mysterious! Often even for
adults. Then Hubby, master of parlor tricks,
showed her how he could throw his finger in the air and catch it again. He could inflate his bicep by blowing on his
thumb. He could pull off his thumb.
The next day Rosie came skipping into dinner, tugging her
parents to go faster. I showed her how
to make a see-saw with fingers, and played Here’s The Church, Here’s the
Steeple, which her parents had never even heard of. Another involved crossing your arms,
interlocking your fingers, pulling them through then try to raise the one
pointed to. Giggles ensue. Can you raise your finger when the third
knuckle is on the table?
The following day, Rosie came dressed up in a darling little
dress and a wore a flower in her hair.
She wanted to sit between us. For
dessert, we had a strawberry shortcake, and we asked her if she liked her
strawberries.
“It isn’t straw-bear-ry,”
she informed us. “It’s strawh-burry.”
We melted, finding a child with an English accent utterly
charming. Then she smiled sweetly and
patted my hand.
The Kiddie-Catcher evidently works in reverse, too.
Aw!
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