Not likely, the hat said. Rather a grumpy ol' thing, like the sorting hat in Harry Potter. I took it off, threw it on the floor, stomped on it and put it back on. O-KAY, it hollered, I'll help a leetle. Go get some super glue.
Obediently I listened and this is what we came up with.
See that jewel on the side of the bracelet in the third photo? My daughter immediately told me it was a time machine crystal and knew if I wore the bracelet, it would engage the time machine. I stared at her with my mouth open.
Who knew this stuff was inherited?